Dog Star

I've always had my head in the stars, but now I siriusly am one!


(You can get your own star at FreeNameAStar.com.)

I Love Frosty Paws

I love it when my humans give me Frosty Paws frozen treats.

Going Green

My humans keep complaining about something in the air. I don't know what they're talking about. If it's really that big a deal, I'm sure they can pick something up for it here. Better yet, for about $30 they could buy enough carbon credits to offset my emissions for an entire year here.

Reverend Ray

I've been ordained as a minister of the Universal Life Church. You can call me Reverend Ray now.